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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 08 July 2010 11:45

Yorkshire Baby

A  rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar,  when 
he gets a call on his mobile phone. He  hangs up, grinning 
from ear to ear, and  orders a round of drinks for 
everybody in  the bar, announcing his wife has just given  
birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy  weighing 25 pounds. 


Nobody can  believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25  
pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and  replies, 'That's 
about average in Yorkshire  ... like I said, my boy's a 
typical  Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league  player.' 
Congratulations showered him from  all around, amid 
many exclamations of 'WOW!'  One woman actually 
fainted due to sympathy  pains. 


Two weeks later, he returns  to the bar. The bartender 
says, 'Say, aren't  you the father of that typical Yorkshire  
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?  
Everybody's been making bets about how big  he'd be in 
two weeks. So, how much does he  weigh now?' 



The proud father  answers, 'Twenty pounds.' 
The bartender is  puzzled, concerned and a little 
suspicious.  'What happened? He already weighed 25 
pounds  the day he was born!' 

The Yorkshireman  takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's,  
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans  into the bartender 
and proudly says,  


'Had him  circumcised...'



 

 

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