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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Wednesday, 28 July 2010 11:22

Questions and Answers from AARP (American Association of Retired People) Forum ........

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Where can  single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in
them?

 


A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 


A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to live.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.... Is that true?
Where can
it be found?

 


A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to  Egypt .."

 

 

 

 

 


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?

 


A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of
the elderly wrinkles?

 


A: Take off your glasses.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 


A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

 


A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 


A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 


A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 


A: On their foreheads.

 

 

 

 

 


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

 


A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

 

 

 

 

SMILE,
You've still got your sense of humor,
RIGHT?

 

 

 

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