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FW: Oh dear!

The Bathtub Test


During a visit to my doctor, I asked him,

"How do you determine whether or

not an older person should be put in an

old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub,

then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and

a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person

would use the bucket because it is bigger

than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said "A normal person would pull

the plug. Do you want a bed

near the window?"

… OR DO YOU WANT THE BED

NEXT TO MINE?