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Written by Cosmic   
Wednesday, 19 August 2009 12:24

New viruses.... Beware!!!

Ronald Reagan virus................Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus.........................Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus....................Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Lorena Bobbit virus....................Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus........... Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

Ellen Degeneres virus...............Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Titanic virus..................................Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus..................................Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac virus..................................Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

Tim Allen virus.............................Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.

Woody Allen virus.......................Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Saddam Hussein virus.............Won't let you into any of your programs.

Tonya Harding virus...................Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Joey Buttafuoco virus................Only attacks minor files

X-files virus.................................All your Icons start shape shifting

Spice Girl virus...........................Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

AT&T virus....................................Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.......Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back

 

 

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