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Written by Cosmic   
Wednesday, 02 September 2009 08:46

Claude, The Hypnotist 
 

 It was entertainment night at the Senior
 Center, and Claude the Hypnotist was there to perform his act.
 
 Claude the hypnotist exclaimed; 'I'm here to put you all
 into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and
 every member of the audience.' 

 The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
 beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The
 polished metal gleamed in the light.

 Claude the hypnotist said; 'I want you each to keep your
 eyes on this antique watch.  It's a very special watch.  It's
 been in my family for six generations.'

 He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
 quietly chanting. 'Watch the watch ... watch
 the watch ... watch the watch ... '
 
 The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
 back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface.
 
 Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until
 suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to
 the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces ...
 
  ............   'SHIT!'   ...........  said the Hypnotist.
 
 
 It took three days ...... to clean
 up the Senior Center. 

 

 

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