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Written by Cosmic |
Wednesday, 07 October 2009 14:14 |
The People ofThose shoes are not blue nor are they suede. How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast? Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section… “What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. Let’s run through my rock star list….
I think I just sharted… WTF??? Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up?? Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle? I have absolutely no idea what to say… Is that a gangster leotard? Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots! Nice purse! Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you Into the middle of next wee AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles Umm… excuse me, sir… At least the purse matches, right? Rawr… No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear! I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better. Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right? I have the same outfit, only in red. Just in case you had the urge… Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour. Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.
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