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Written by Cosmic   
Tuesday, 09 February 2010 13:41

Women... Again...

WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked,

after folding items the woman wished

to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed

a remote control for a television set in

her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV

remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband

refused to come shopping with me, and

I figured this was the most evil

thing I could do to him legally.'


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand

women.

I'll never understand how you can take

boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper

thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.


CIGARETTES

AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and

wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks

him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of

tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of

cotton balls and a ball of string

on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were

looking for some tampons for

your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday,

I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and

she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause

it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll

my own .......... so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country

road for several miles, not

saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led

to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede

their position.

As they passed a barnyard of

mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically,

'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'



CREATION


A man said to his wife one day,

'I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all

at the same time.

The wife responded,

'Allow me to explain'.

God made me beautiful so

you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I

would be attracted to you!

 

 

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an

argument about who should brew the

coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because

you get up first, and then we don't have to

wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking

around here and you should do it,

because that is your job, and I

can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it,

and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should

do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe

that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened

the New Testament and showed him at

the top of several pages, that it indeed says .

'HEBREWS'


The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having

some problems at home

and were giving each other

the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day, he would need his wife to wake

him

at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to

break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a

piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left

it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up,

only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he

had missed his flight Furious, he

was about to go and see why his wife hadn't

wakened him,

when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:0 0 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created


man before woman,


but there is always a


rough draft


before the masterpiece

 



 

 

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