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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 15 July 2010 12:08

Newcastle Taxi Fare

One rainy spring night in the Toon, a taxi
driver spotted an arm waving from the
shadows of an alley.

 

 


Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb,

a figure leaped into the cab and slammed

the door.

 


Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled

away, he was startled to see a dripping

wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

 


"Where to?" he stammered. “

"Walker Road "answered the woman.

 


"OK," he said, taking another long glance

in the mirror.

 


The woman caught him staring at her and

asked, "Just what the hell are you looking

at?”"

 


"Well Pet, replied the driver, I noticed that

you're completely naked, and I was just

wondering how you'll pay your fare."

 


The woman spread her legs, put her feet

up on the front seat, smiled at the driver

and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"

 


Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked,

"Got owt smaller?"

 

 

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