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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 15 July 2010 13:28

Freeing The Beasties

A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he
had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass
under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in
his life.
"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a
hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight.
Lots of other monkeys, all free and nibbling on bananas. "Hey," he
called. "I'm a monkey from the laboratory and I've just escaped.
Are you wild monkeys?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend trotted over to them and started eating the bananas. It
tasted so good. "What else do you wild monkeys do?" he asked. "Well,"
one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing
in it. We dig them up and eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he
spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were
wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that tree
there? It's got papayas growing in it. We eat that as well." The
papayas tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely
full. "It's fantastic out here in the world" he told them. "So are you
going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a
great time but I can't." The wild monkeys all stared at him, a bit
surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here." "I do," our friend
replied. "But I must get back to the lab. I'm dying for a cigarette."


 

 

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