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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:08

Car accident

 

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and 
passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little 
monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could 
talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and 
down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the 
monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?" 
"Yes," motioned the monkey. 
"What happened?" 
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his 
mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer. 
"Yes," nodded the Monkey. 
"What else?" asked the officer. 
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, 
sucking inward quickly.

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer. 
"Yes," nodded the Monkey. 
"What else?" queried the officer. 
The monkey motioned with his fingers...

"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer. 
"Yes," nodded the monkey. 
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having 
sex before they wrecked?" 
"Yes," the Monkey nodded. 
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer. 
"Driving," motioned the monkey.

 

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