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Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:08

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life. 
This enables you at 85 years old 
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing 
home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking 
five miles a day when he was 60. 
Now he's 97 years old 
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, 
especially when they are taken 
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking 
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, 
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, 
spent about 400 bucks. 
Haven't lost a pound. 
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', 
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The advantage of exercising every day 
is so when you die, they'll say, 
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, 
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise 
the last few years,...... 
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, 
because there's a lot more information in our heads. 
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much 
about how I look, 
I just find a Happy Hour 
and by the time I leave, 
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends 
But just e-mail it to them

 

If you don't forward this to 1 of your friends your belly-button

will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

 

Really.... It's true

 

 

 

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