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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:14

 

In TEXAS - A Blond Can Win BI

 

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Texas rancher.

 

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy:

 

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

 

The rancher leaves for the prairie where his main herd is grazing.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him:

"This is the one right here."

 

 

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks:

"Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know;

how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

 

She answers very confidently with:

"That's simple! It's by the nail that's over its stall"

 

Laughing rudely at her, the man scoffs and says:

"And what, pray tell, what is the nail for?"

 

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder:

"My guess is that it's to hang your pants on."

 

It's nice to see a blonde win one once in a while

 

 

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