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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Friday, 23 July 2010 10:33

"Seven Degrees of Blondes" has already been around the world more than a few times by now.However, for some of you new arrivals who may have missed it, here it is again.

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said:
“How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!”

She then hung up.

The husband asked:
“Who was that?”

The wife answered:
“I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says:
“Hmm, this person looks familiar.”

The second blonde says: “
“Here, let me see!”

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says:

“You dummy, it's me!”

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her own head.

The boyfriend yells:
“No, honey, don't do it!!!”

The blonde replies:
“Shut up, you're next!”

FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says:
“Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.”

A friend says:
“OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?”

The blonde replies:
“Oh, that's easy .. it's a 'W'.”

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question,then, finally answered with:
“That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .”


SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog
on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned:
“I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!”

 

 

 

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