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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 12 August 2010 11:10

Lots of Puns... Pt1

...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the
collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to
gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for
a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set
of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his
neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the
ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer
carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I
guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."

....This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman...
She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads
with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..."

....This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why
the long face...

....These two strings walk upto a bar... The first string walks in and
orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve
strings in this bar... The other string ruffs himself up on the street
and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear
what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "aren't
you a string?" ... String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

....This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We
have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You
have a drink named Steve?!"

....This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya
have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...

....This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."

....A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at
his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later
the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said
your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied,
"That's not my dog."

 

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