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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 12 August 2010 11:14

Lots of Puns...  Pt3

...Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain
during root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental
medication..

...Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak got chilly so they lit a fire in the
craft but it sank proving once and for all you can't have your kayak
and eat it too.

...Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina; one went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton
fields never amounting to much and became known as the lesser of two
weevils.

...There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in
ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but,
unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

...A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a
family in Egypt and is named Amahl while the other goes to a family in
Spain and is named Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself
to his birth mother and upon receiving the picture she tells her
husband she wishes she also had a picture of Amahl. "But they're
twins," says her husband, "If you've seen Juan you've seen Amahl."

...A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked them
to disperse. "But why?", they asked as they moved along. "Because,"
said the manager, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open
foyer."

...It was a doctor's regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
daiquiri on his way home and, aware of his habit, the bartender would
always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 5:18 PM. One
afternoon as the end of the work-day neared the bartender was dismayed
to find he was out of hazelnut extract but, thinking quickly, he threw
together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The
doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, then
exclaimed: "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri", to which the bartender
replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

...A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something
to eat when he came across two men; one was sitting under a tree
reading a book while the other was typing away on his typewriter. The
lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him
proving even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and
writers cramp.

 

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