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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Monday, 16 August 2010 15:27

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have
a headache and sex at the same time?
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Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no
legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you
getting on?"
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby.
"Is this yours?" she asked. "Probably," said Paddy, "she burns
everything else"
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A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony aunt : "I am 12 years old and
haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?"
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My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken
jaw!
It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted
decking on the patio.
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Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is
to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think it's
bollocks!!
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They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they are
right. After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!
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Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist: "Is the porn channel
in my room disabled ?" "No" she replies, "it's just regular porn, you
sick bastard."
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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brother's got a
moustache!"
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And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new
hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?",
I asked, "ten past twelve", he replied!



 

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