Free Jokes R Us

You got to find somebody who likes

the same stuff.

Like, if you like sports, she should

like it that you like sports, and she

should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they

grow up whom they're going to marry.

God decides it all way before and you

get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because

you know the person FOREVER by then.

--   Camille, age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO

PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on

whether they seem to be yelling at

the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM

AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people

should use them to get to know each other.

Even boys have something to say if you

listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each

other lies and that usually gets them

interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7 (love her)

-The law says you have to be eighteen,

so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

-  - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this:

If you kiss someone, then you should

marry them and have kids with them.

It's the right thing to do.

-  - Howard, age 8


7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but

not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up

after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


8. HOW WOULD THE

WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE

DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to

explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is.......


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A

MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks

pretty, even if she looks like a

dump truck.

-- Ricky, age 10