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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:22

5th grade class assignment


The Woman Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an

assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story

with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids

came back and, one by one, began to tell their

stories. There were all the regular types of stuff:

spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher

realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was

left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my

Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and

her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy

territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a

pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey

on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and

then her parachute landed her right in the middle of

20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol,

until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the

knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last

Iraqi with her bare hands. ''Good Heavens,' said the

horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was

the moral to this horrible story? "Stay away from

Mommy when she's been drinking."



 

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