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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:34

 

You might not have known this, but a lot of

 

non -living objects are actually either male

 

or female. Here are some examples:

 


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because

they hold everything in, but you can see

right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,

because once turned off; it takes a while

to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device

if the right buttons are pushed, but can also

wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go

bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,

because to get them to go anywhere, you

have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they

are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES: 

Female, because they're constantly being


looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they

always use the same old lines for picking up

people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female

because, over time, all the weight shifts

to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last

5000 years, they've hardly changed at

all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha!


You probably thought it would be male,


but consider this: It easily gives a man


pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while


he doesn't always know which buttons to


push, he just keeps trying

 

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