Written by Cosma Papouis
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Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:34 |
You might not have known this, but a lot of
non -living objects are actually either male
or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because
they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,
because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also
wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go
bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
because to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they
are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being
looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because
they
always use the same old lines for picking up
people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female
because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last
5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha!
You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man
pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know which buttons to
push, he just keeps trying
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Last Updated on Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:37 |