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Written by Cosmic   
Friday, 27 August 2010 10:54

 

It's Hell to be Old



OLD people have problems that you haven't even


considered yet!  

An 85-year-old man was requested by his


Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,


'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'  

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared  at

;


the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.


The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,

'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand,

but nothing. Then I tried  with my left hand, but still nothing.


'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right

hand, then with her left, still nothing.  She tried with her

mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.  

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door  and she tried

too, first with both hands, then an  armpit, and she even

tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' 

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get  the jar open.'


(And what were YOU thinking???)



 

 

 

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