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Written by Cosmic   
Wednesday, 01 September 2010 17:06

The Rabbi

A Rabbi of a large Orthodox Synagogue was given a present by the Committee on attaining 25 years of service. So they sent him off to the Island of Mauritius, 1st class ticket, and 5 Star accommodation.

The Rabbi is met at the airport by a Limo and Driver, and is whisked off to the most wonderful Hotel on the Island.

He is shown to his room and it is full of fruit baskets and flowers, it's sheer luxury, with a spectacular view of the ocean, a huge patio and steps leading off it to the beach. 

There is also an absolutely beautiful blond girl lying on the bed in a "barely there" outfit.

The Rabbi is FURIOUS and he phones the Synagogue Chairman, and he blasts into the phone.

"How can you do this to me, I am a Rabbi. I am a very religious man and I do not appreciate this at all. The minute I get back there is going to be a Committee Meeting and those responsible will have a lot to answer for - I feel that this was the most inappropriate idea and it is an insult to me and I am absolutely irritated and angered by it all."
And, with that,  he slams the phone down.

The beautiful girl gets off the bed, picks up her handbag and heads towards the door.

The Rabbi turns around to her and says,

"Hey, what's your hurry, I'm not cross with YOU?"

 

 

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