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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Friday, 03 September 2010 11:21

Getting a  hair-dryer through customs....

A  distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked  the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a  favour?'

'Of  course, child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I  bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for  my mother's birthday  that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm  afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could  carry it through customs for me? Under your robes  perhaps?'

'I would love to  help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not  lie.'

'With your  honest face, Father, no one will question  you.'

When they  got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of  her.

The official  asked, 'Father, do you have anything to  declare?'

'From the  top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to  declare.'

The  official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what  do you have  to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a  marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but  which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring  with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.  Next!'



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