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The Waiter

Benjamin and Morris are sitting in a wonderful Kosher restaurant in Brooklyn.
They are talking among themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes
up and in fluent and impeccable Yiddish asks them if everything is
okay, can he get them anything, and so forth. Benjamin and Morris are
dumbfounded.
"My God, where did he learn such perfect Yiddish?" they both think.
After they pay the bill they ask the manager, an old friend of theirs,
also fluent in Yiddish, "Where did your waiter learn such fabulous
Yiddish?"
The owner looks around and leans over to them so no one will hear and
says, "Shhhh. He thinks we`re teaching him English."

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