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Written by Cosmic   
Monday, 07 February 2011 11:41

HOSPITAL CHARTS

 

 

These are actual writings from various hospital charts.

 

1. The patient refused an autopsy.

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2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

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3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

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4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was

Very hot in bed last night.

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5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

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6. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it

Disappeared.

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7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

Depressed.

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8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

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9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

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10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but

Forgetful.

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11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

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12. She is numb from her toes down.

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13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated, and sent home.

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14. The skin was moist and dry.

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15 Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

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16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

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17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

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18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until

She got a divorce.

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19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical

Therapy.

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20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

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21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

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22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

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23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

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24. The pelvis exam will be done later on the floor.

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25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

 

 

 

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