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Written by Cosmic   
Sunday, 03 April 2011 22:35

Today's overheard airline announcement

 

 

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight
he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy, which required the first
officer to stand at the door while the Passengers
exited, smile, and give them a
"Thanks for flying our airline." He said that,
in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time
looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that
someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a
little old lady walking with a cane. She said:
"Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"

The little old lady asked:
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"

 

 

Last Updated on Sunday, 03 April 2011 22:35
 

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