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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 06 August 2009 15:50

These translations are for all the wonderful women out there, so that you will know what men really mean when they say -

  • IT'S A GUY THING

    Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

  • CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

    Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

  • UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, or YES, DEAR

    Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

  • IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN

    Translated: I have no idea how it works.

  • TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

    Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

  • THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

    Translated: Are you still talking?

  • YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

    Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned but I forgot your birthday.

  • OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

    Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

  • HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

    Translated: And I really hope I think of some pretty soon.

  • I CAN'T FIND IT.

    Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

  • WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

    Translated: What did you catch me at?

  • I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

    Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

  • WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

    Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

  • If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

    Why do men think they never need directions when they can't even find a clean pair of socks?

    So many men, so little aspirin.

 

 

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