Catholic Gasoline Print
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Written by Cosmic   
Friday, 13 August 2010 20:51



Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency,

was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients

when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a

Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can

and buy some gas. The attendant told her that

the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,

but she could wait until it was returned. Since

Sister Mary was on the way to see a patient, she

decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she

could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she

was taking to the patient. Always resourceful,

Sister Mary carried the bedpan to the station,

filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan

back to her car. 

As she was pouring the gas into her tank,

two Baptists watched from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts that car, I'm converting to Catholic.' 


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