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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Monday, 23 August 2010 15:46

Weight loss

Jason calls a company and orders their

5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the

door and there stands before him a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old

babe dressed in nothing but a pair

of Nike running shoes and a sign

around her neck.

She introduces herself as a

representative of the weight loss

company. The sign reads, 'If you

can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, Jason

takes off after her. A few miles

later huffing and puffing, he finally

gives up.

The same girl shows up for the

next four days and the same the

thing happens.

On the fifth day, Jason weighs

himself and is delighted to find

he has lost 10 lbs. as promised!

He calls the company and orders

their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at

the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he

has ever seen in his life. She is

wearing nothing but Reebok running

shoes and a sign around her neck

that reads, 'If you catch me you can

have me'.

Well, Jason is out the door after her

like a shot. This girl is in excellent

shape and he does his best, but no

such luck. So for the next four

days, the same routine happens

with him gradually getting in better

and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day

when Jason weighs himself, he

discovers that he has lost another

20 lbs. as promised. He decides

to go for broke and calls the

company to order the 7-day/50 pound


'Are you sure?' asks the representative

on the phone... 'This is our most

rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' Jason replies, 'I haven't

felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the

door; and when he opens it he

finds a huge muscular guy standing

there wearing nothing but pink

running shoes and a sign around

his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,

you're mine.'

Jason lost 63 pounds that week.


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Last Updated on Monday, 23 August 2010 15:44