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Thursday, 06 August 2009 16:56

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side. 

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it. 

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven. 

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. 

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called Wedding Cake.




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