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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 09 September 2010 21:13

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,

trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down

in one swig.


"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to

see a man crying."


"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was

late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I

found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my

wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener

and then my dog bit me."


"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy

a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then

you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day



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