The Delivery Print
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Written by Cosmic   
Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:05


The Delivery

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby
delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to
the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were
both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that
even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the
doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted
the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to
feel quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband
were ecstatic.

When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.




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Last Updated on Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:05