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Written by Cosmic   
Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:45

Liverpool Fan

Primary Teacher explains to her class

that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their

hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand

except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with

surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't

you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,'

she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked,

'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then

who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,'

Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea


'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and

my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea

fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously

annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for

you to be a Chelsea

You don't have to be just like your parents

all of the time...

What if your mum was a prostitute and your

dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.




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Last Updated on Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:48